Tag: April Fools Day
Introducing the Bob Ross Inspirational Happy Afro Painting Wig
For When You Just Need to Paint something “Happy” Need some inspiration in your life? Want to learn to paint the Bob Ross way? In case you can’t find him on your public broadcasting station, why not channel his spirit through the power of hair! Introducing the Happy Afro Painting Wig, only available at…..
Jerry’s Blog Team -- 01/04/2014
Introducing the DaVinci for Dogs Art Instructional DVD
Teach That Pooch To Paint! Introducing the Revolutionary New DaVinci For Dogs Instructional DVD: This Jerry’s Exclusive is the best and ONLY chance for your dog to learn all the fundamentals of painting. We found the world’s best painting dog, Dog-Vinci and filmed him painting. This dog is not certified, nor has ever…..
Jerry’s Blog Team -- 01/04/2014
Introducing the Brand New ExcerEasel
Get A Running Start with Your Art! Brand new and exclusively from Jerry’s Artarama, it’s the ExcerEasel! Designed for the time constrained artist who want’s their body as beautiful as their art. With exciting programs like “18th Century Realism Run” and the relaxing “Saunter through Impressionism“, this machine will introduce you to a whole…..
Jerry’s Blog Team -- 01/04/2014
Introducing the 5 Million Dollar Paint Brush Now at Discounted Price
Get the fanciest brush in the world now on sale! Introducing the 5 Million Dollar Brush now exclusively at Jerry’s Artarama! For the first time ever, your brush can speak for as much taste as the paintings in your mansion. Made from over 500 .83 carat ideal cut round diamonds and exclusive kolinsky sable hair,…..