Apr
1
2014

Introducing the DaVinci for Dogs Art Instructional DVD

Teach That Pooch To Paint!

 

Introducing the Revolutionary New DaVinci For Dogs Instructional DVD:

 


This Jerry's Exclusive is the best and ONLY chance for your dog to learn all the fundamentals of painting. We found the world's best painting dog, Dog-Vinci and filmed him painting. This dog is not certified, nor has ever taught an art class in his 3 years of life, but we filmed him anyways! We even gave him a cute little easel to paint on.

In this exciting 20 minute DVD, your dog might learn:

  • Color Mixing... for the color blind
  • Tonality
  • Creating Juxtaposition between light and dark
  • Brush Stroke Basics
  • Signing your Paw Print

Will your Rover be the next Rembrandt? Order your DaVinci for Dogs DVD today and find out!

 

Apr
1
2014

Introducing the Brand New ExcerEasel

Get A Running Start with Your Art!

Brand new and exclusively from Jerry's Artarama, it's the ExcerEasel!

 

Designed for the time constrained artist who want's their body as beautiful as their art.

With exciting programs like "18th Century Realism Run" and the relaxing "Saunter through Impressionism", this machine will introduce you to a whole new way to create art and burn calories at the same time. With a handy shelf for your paintbrushes and sweat towels, you'll never be out of reach for whatever you need. Just don't mix up your water bottle with your brush cleaning water!

"I've always found my artistic inspiration from exercising, now I don't have to wait till I'm home from the gym to start painting!", said Rex Burlaman, satisfied customer. 

Get yours today and get "A Running Start on Art!"

Now sold exclusively at Jerry's Artarama

Apr
1
2014

Introducing the 5 Million Dollar Paint Brush Now at Discounted Price

Get the fanciest brush in the world now on sale!

Introducing the 5 Million Dollar Brush now exclusively at Jerry's Artarama! For the first time ever, your brush can speak for as much taste as the paintings in your mansion.

Made from over 500 .83 carat ideal cut round diamonds and exclusive kolinsky sable hair, this brush will paint as smoothly and evenly as Divinci's own brushes, but will make Divinci's brushes look like trash.

Paint fantastic oil creations in style. These brushes excel at plein air painting and are perfect for all kinds of sunny and bright weather, whether on your own private island or a jaunt down to Monaco.

Do your friends have diamond encrusted Mercedes, cell phones or headphones?

 

Make them jealous with the ultimate artist accessory. And for a limited time only, it's on sale for only 3 million! On top of Jerry's Artarama's already low discounted prices, we've decided to slash the price down to only 3 million dollars! Thats a HUGE SAVING of 2 million dollars. 

"We wanted to design a brush for the more pretentious and discerning artist. This brush is only for people truly invested in art, like myself" commented Lord Edley Haversham, Designer of the brush and owner of several famous artistic masterpieces.

The brush is currently only available for use with extra fine oil colors. Diamonds are currently being mined for new brush lines for acrylic and watercolors.

Available Now!

Great Deals

Spring Sale at Jerry's Artarama online: up to 85% off with online exclusive sales

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Learning Art The Easy and Simple Way with Jerry's Artarama FREE Video Art Lessons

 

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